{"type":"standard","title":"Van Stadens Bridge","displaytitle":"Van Stadens Bridge","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q7913672","titles":{"canonical":"Van_Stadens_Bridge","normalized":"Van Stadens Bridge","display":"Van Stadens Bridge"},"pageid":22561696,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b6/IMC-EC0-00233G_%2825655464948%29.jpg/330px-IMC-EC0-00233G_%2825655464948%29.jpg","width":320,"height":240},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b6/IMC-EC0-00233G_%2825655464948%29.jpg","width":8176,"height":6132},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1275619157","tid":"ca216001-ea76-11ef-aa68-a7998000be36","timestamp":"2025-02-14T01:55:39Z","description":"Bridge in Eastern Cape","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Van_Stadens_Bridge","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Van_Stadens_Bridge?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Van_Stadens_Bridge?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Van_Stadens_Bridge"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Van_Stadens_Bridge","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Van_Stadens_Bridge","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Van_Stadens_Bridge?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Van_Stadens_Bridge"}},"extract":"The Van Stadens Bridge is a concrete arch bridge over the Van Stadens River in the Eastern Cape of South Africa. It carries road traffic for the N2 national highway.","extract_html":"
The Van Stadens Bridge is a concrete arch bridge over the Van Stadens River in the Eastern Cape of South Africa. It carries road traffic for the N2 national highway.
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