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{"slip": { "id": 65, "advice": "When having a clear out, ask yourself if an item has any financial, practical or sentimental value. If not, chuck it."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 160, "advice": "Enjoy a little nonsense now and then."}}

{"slip": { "id": 182, "advice": "Most things look better when you put them in a circle."}}

{"slip": { "id": 2, "advice": "Smile and the world smiles with you. Frown and you're on your own."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 124, "advice": "Do not check work email on your days off."}}

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